Sunday, November 14, 2004

So, actually do the yoga

So I just spent an hour and a half writing about yoga instead of actually doing it, which is a problem I think many of us share, in many parts of our lives. The most important part of the yoga is the practice, not my empty words.

If, dear reader, instead of spending ten seconds thinking "Maybe I should do yoga sometime" (assuming my constant diatribes have spurred you at least that far) you would use that same time to simply raise your arms with an inhale and lower them with an exhale, taking a stretch with perfect concentration - well, you'd be a lot better off than me.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Help me Dude, I'm lost.

I was searching for Elvis and somehow ended up in your blog, but you know I'm sure I saw Elvis in the supermarket yesterday.

No honest really, he was right there in front of me, next to the steaks singing "Love me Tender".

He said to me (his lip was only slightly curled) "Boy, you need to get yourself a shiny, new plasmatv to go with that blue suede sofa of yours.

But Elvis said I, In the Ghetto nobody has a plasma tv .

Dude I'm All Shook Up said Elvis. I think I'll have me another cheeseburger then I'm gonna go home and ask Michael Jackson to come round and watch that waaaay cool surfing scene in Apocalypse Now on my new plasma tv .

And then he just walked out of the supermarket singing. . .

"You give me love and consolation,
You give me strength to carry on "

Strange day or what? :-)

3:59 AM  

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